"It's only sex if the penis remains in the vagina for over one second. Under a second does not count."
-Nicole Ruiz
Wow, I never knew! According to that definition I don't think Dan has ever had sex. Sorry man.
« a terrible reverie | Main | off »
"It's only sex if the penis remains in the vagina for over one second. Under a second does not count."
-Nicole Ruiz
Wow, I never knew! According to that definition I don't think Dan has ever had sex. Sorry man.
This page contains a single entry from the blog posted on August 2, 2006 11:15 PM.
The previous post in this blog was a terrible reverie.
The next post in this blog is off.
Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.
Comments (2)
what if he's still inside but cumming within that second? does it count or not? go buffs!!
Posted by dave | August 3, 2006 4:04 PM
Posted on August 3, 2006 16:04
Well now you know how Nicole and I get around that whole is it isn't it cheating issue... .9999 seconds at a time, Nicole has always been mine.
haha
Posted by Dan | August 4, 2006 10:58 AM
Posted on August 4, 2006 10:58