Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew invented a way to measure stink. They assign numbers to smelly items on a scale from 1 to 100. 10 hobo power would be a good fart while asparagus urine would get a 30 and a rotting corpse would probably get a 100.
Ever smelled a 100 hobo power? I once came across this dead toad baking in the summer sun. As it decomposed its body cavity filled with gas and for whatever reason the skin became sealed and trapped all the gas inside effectively creating a noxious gas filled toad balloon. Being 10 years old I thought it would be cool to step on it and "pop" the toad. After giving it a good stomp the rotting toad gas ran for the upper atmosphere passing near my nose. The smell was so horrible I actually began dry heaving. I can honestly say it was the worst thing I've ever smelled and it came near a 100 hobo power.
Using the hobo power scale, what it the worst thing you've ever smelled?
Comments (3)
Scotts poop when I am not even in the bathroom would have to rate about 67+ hobo power.
Posted by Dan | September 13, 2006 10:55 PM
Posted on September 13, 2006 22:55
I'm psyched that I am Dan's favorite/worst smell, if only I could get paid for that... My worst smell - there were a couple gentlemen in the Engineering school that didn't understand what a shower was for. they probably rated around a 60-70 hobo power if you had to stay by them for a couple minutes. they were even worse than chia
Posted by scott | September 14, 2006 8:29 PM
Posted on September 14, 2006 20:29
the smell of someone you work outside of their office- she's about a 75+ hobo stank
Posted by the | October 16, 2006 4:37 PM
Posted on October 16, 2006 16:37