Time of my Life

Call me lame but while I was sitting through a protecto wrap presentation today I had the desire to work at the mall again. Nicole and I were shopping a few weekends ago and we happened to overhear one of the Hollister employees complaining about how stressed she was over homecoming. I want that kind of stress.

Forget being stressed over your wife, a real job, a cold, your dog squirting diarrhea all over, money, your bosses, the car, etc. I want to be stressed over the school dance and that table of tank=tops I need to refold.

Makes me appreciate all those worry free shit jobs I had while in school. What was your favorite shitty job?

Sometimes I watch TV just to see good commercials. My favorite this week has been the Geico Caveman in the airport. What really drew me to the commercial was the song playing throughout the commercial. When he sees the offensive ad he walks back to see if it really is true and he seems to even move with the beat. I especially love how the caveman gets so disgusted he turns his back on the advertisement and rolls off the screen thus ending the commercial. It's extremely well done and I wish other companies would use geico as a precedent for commercial making.

Oh, in case you want to get the song from itunes it's called Remind Me by Royksopp. Damn good song.

The Fall Out Boy/Cartel tour is inevitable.

I've been embarrasing myself a lot lately. I don't do it intentionally but as soon as the moment passes I give an internal "Doh!". I hate feeling like an idiot. So much so that after getting wrecked and making a complete ass of myself infront of Tim Kasher I haven't reached that level of intoxication and vow to never act like that again. I thought maybe if I didn't get wasted I could control my stupid mouth. No such luck. I still say stupid things. I hate carrying around that feeling of embarrasment and by the time it fades I seem to do it again. Damn me and my mouth. Maybe it's not even my mouth, but my thoughts. Damn my stupid thoughts. I'm not an idiot... Why must I act like one? I'm going to make an effort to bury myself in education and good deeds.

I'm more lame than I thought... I'm actually excited about the new Fall Out Boy album. It's just a shame I'll feel like I have to listen to it in my apartment with every window and door shut. I guess great musicians are just that and it doesn't matter if they've got a cult following of middle schoolers. They've leaked two songs which you can find over at absolutepunk.net.