Time of my Life

If winter were to have a sex it would have to be female. Forget that old man winter stuff. No man could ever be as cold, cruel and remorseless as a woman. Guys don't have that little extra punch of ambition to drive that cold hate right into the center of your heart. Women will go out of their way to abuse you while men I think will usually (after a little venting) forget the whole thing.

The reason I think winter is a woman is because when it's cold it stays cold. Think about this: In the summer on the hottest of days there's still relief in the wee hours of the morning when it's been dark and the heat gives up, much like a man. Summer just says, "Aww fuck it, I'll get them in the afternoon." But, in the winter the cold only gets worse at night, much like a woman driving her cold hate right into the very center of you.

I'm not saying all women are this way but I'm sure we can all think of at least a few of them.

Well, enough bitching. I'm going to go warm up.