I hate celebrity gossip. Oh god do I hate it, but this is damn funny:
The other night as American Idol was on in the background at home I noticed that Paula Abdul was slurring her speech and looked kind of intoxicated. Then, when they came back from commercial she was gone. She was so hammered they had to take her off the air! I guess it's probably just the tip of the iceberg and I probably shouldn't think her addiction is funny but you can't be in a position like that and just let yourself go.
I may become an avid Idol watcher just to see f'ed up Paula.