I live with Henry and Veruca Salt... But more on that later.
My dad tried to hide the TV remote today because he's mad at me. I couldn't imagine a more childish thing to do. I would have laughed had I thought he was kidding around with me but he was totally serious.
Don't worry dad, I wasn't going to watch your TV anyway. If I were a big jerk I'd hide this modem I pay for.