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Fuck you Omaha, we've got crazier people!

I swear the wackos in this state last week went, "Damn... Some asshole in Nebraska just shot up a mall. I WAS GONNA DO THAT! Fucker, I'll show him... Try and steal my front page headline."

Terrible. Why can't we just get a high-speed chase every 15 minutes like L.A.?

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