So I've been doing this walking thing for, oh, about the last 22 years but it turns out I'm not so good at it. I was walking up a few stairs the other night when I tripped. Oh but I didn't just trip, I caught the top step and flew a good three feet then skidded on my hands and knees for another foot! Now my favorite jeans are ruined and my knees are scraped up nice.

The jeans are replaceable, my scrapes will heal, but it's going to take some serious therapy to get that piece of my pride back.