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Dear Mother Nature,

The deal is off. You remember? That one where you were all making promises to make life beautiful again and I was going to praise your gloriousness. Yeah, well your little stunt today, the eight inches of snow and 20 degree weather has once again made me lose trust in you.

I know you, like all women, have the right to change your mind at any time but this is bullshit. You're losing credibility and I'm starting to think you should be taking heavy doses of lithium. Hot one day cold the next? This could be a serious sign of a little psychological condition called Bi-Polar disorder.

Maybe you're just doing it on purpose because you're afraid to let anyone get too close to you. You wouldnt want anyone to think you're a softy, Right? Well, you've gone too far. The December blizzards and January frost were enough but you crossed the line today. And did you even stop to think about all the little kids that are supposed to be enjoying their SPRING break? You're a cold hearted bitch.

Losing Faith in You,
Nicole

PS please dont strike me with lightning.

Comments (5)

erin:

awesome post nicole. i have definitely felt like that before. Sorry you guys are in the midst of another snow. Snow is not a problem in Honduras. Maybe you guys should come visit.

jess:

Welcome to Colorado Nicole. But what do you expect her to do when all we do is mistreat her and neglect her, completely forgetting her presence until she does something we don't like. We got to put in the time to show her how much we care. :P xoxo

vegas:

I've been enjoying my shorts and daily pool trips...gotta love the 'bu.

dave:

it's funny, the day after it snowed i was laying out by the pool catching some rays, but there was still snow in the shade. go buffs!!

see, i told you that bitch was crazy.

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