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i'm so disgusted i cant even think of a title for this

Below is an email i got on myspace this morning and below that is my response. forgive my hasty blog but i'm still reeling from this guy's audacity. ugh.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Ethan
Date: 26 Jun 2007, 03:07 AM


Hi... I'm a young writer and I'm in a band. We're new, but we'll most likely be famous within a year... based in chicago. But im moving for a while to the denver area for a little while to do some writing. That's just to let you know who I am....

BUt what I'm asking is this... and you'll probably tell me to fuck off but I want to be upfront right away....

I have a girlfriend, but I'm looking for something um, more, while I'm in CO.

I have pics, but i have to be discreet at first because of my gf. I hope you understand. I'll send once we talk a bit and I get a little more comfortable with you. For now I'll say I'm 5'9, dark blond hair, blue eyes, 175 lb, cute baby face.

If you're not totally turned off, please IM me at ethan812003 on yahoo, or ethanamb2005 on AIM. Or just tell me your screen name

You're ridiculously hot in your picture, by the way...

----------------- Reply -----------------
You're ridiculously retarded. or maybe there's something else wrong with you like you have no scruples. or worse you have no soul.

If you would have taken five seconds to look at my profile you would know that i am happily married. Something I hope you never have the pleasure of experiencing. And frankly even if i weren't i'd be telling you the same thing. Because I do have scruples.

I hope you catch some incurable disease and that your girlfriend wises up to your despicable ways before she catches something from you.

you've ruined my morning but i feel for the people in your life as you will likely inflict irreparable pain on them at some point if you have not already.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I'd tell you to go to hell but i'm sure there's already a reservation there for you.

Do not contact me again.
thanks,
nicole

Comments (6)

jess c.:

Fucking A. Love it (not the situation just your response).

jess c.:

P.S. Are you sure you don't want to go there? He is BOUND to be famous....eventually. Lamer

scott:

Excellent use of the word "scruples".

denise:

You crack me up. What a loser.

Megan:

OH SNAP!

People are disgusting.

dave:

that shit is fucked up. in spite of all my inappropriate faults, at least i'm loyal. you should try to find out who his girlfriend is and let her know about his douchbaggery. i have to believe his girlfriend is one of his myspace buddies. that or you can contact them all and really let loose a shitstorm. go buffs!!

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